February 2011
1 post
1 tag
Feb 2nd
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January 2011
4 posts
1 tag
Jan 27th
Jan 12th
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
November 2010
4 posts
Nov 22nd
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Out of phase
Jebus! says: blargh
Jason says: blargh?
Jebus! says: Just feel out of phase
Jason says: stuck an inductor in there
Jebus! says: EE humour is never funny
Jason says: acknowledged
Nov 16th
Nov 1st
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“At least the hair wasn’t curly.”
– Comforting words at lunch
Nov 1st
October 2010
4 posts
Oct 27th
“If only we could solve the world’s problems by shaving hair off.”
Oct 18th
Rumoured Unicorn Sighting Reported In Don Valley →
fuckyeahtoronto: Glimpse of mythical creature caught on video by local birdwatcher, Toronto residents encouraged to call hotline with other sightings Toronto, ON - Amateur video depicting what could be one of the most elusive legendary creatures, the unicorn, has been captured on film by a Toronto resident.  The video in question, shot by a local birdwatcher, Peter Hickey-Jones, shows what...
Oct 14th
245 notes
“My life is just one big fart joke.”
– Colleague
Oct 5th
September 2010
4 posts
Sep 30th
Sep 22nd
3 tags
Sep 22nd
1 tag
Sep 22nd
3 notes
June 2010
6 posts
Questionnaire fail
A couple of kids stopped me while I was walking through the market. They asked if they could ask me some questions. I obliged.
Kid: "Where are you from?"
Me: "Um...here?"
Kid: "I mean where were you born?"
Me: "Canada."
Kid: "No no, I mean, what's your nationality?"
Me: "Canadian."
Kid: "Where are your parents from?"
Me: "Philippines"
Kid: "OK, so what struggles did you face when you first immigrated here?"
Me: "....."
Jun 21st
“@TOistLive: Overheard: “so what did mm/dd/yyyy sound like?” ...”
– http://twitter.com/TOistLive/status/16524863999
Jun 19th
1 tag
Jun 18th
1 tag
Jun 10th
Jun 2nd
2 notes
1 tag
Jun 2nd
May 2010
9 posts
May 31st
2 tags
Harmful Drinks in America →
Picked up from @aliciamcauley on Twitter. Info on some ridiculously unhealthy drinks and less-unhealthy-but-still-pretty-bad alternatives.  I mean, a 2000+ calorie milkshake?  Insanity.
May 25th
2 tags
May 22nd
3 tags
May 22nd
2 tags
May 22nd
1 tag
May 16th
1 tag
“You’re the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn’t want to...”
– Bender Bending Rodriguez Futurama - 1-02 - The Series Has Landed
May 6th
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May 2nd
2 tags
May 2nd
April 2010
12 posts
1 tag
Apr 28th
1 tag
“I want to reconcile the violence in your heart I want to recognize your...”
– Muse - Undisclosed Desires
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
4 tags
Apr 16th
When I think Gillian McKeith... →
When I think Gillian McKeith, I think about her fascination with bowel movements. How did you do today?
Apr 15th
4 tags
Apr 14th
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Apr 8th
1 tag
“That’s it! I’m getting older, slower, and my nipples are bleeding!”
– Training coach of the current half marathon clinic that I’m helping out with.  They really were bleeding.
Apr 7th
1 tag
Apr 5th
Compassion and the mugger →
A few days ago I had a dream that left me wondering what the underlying message was. Dreams are such a product of a mishmash of subconscious scraps such that the resulting narrative is often bizarre…
Apr 2nd
2 tags
Apr 2nd
Lost keys to doomsday →
Every once in a while I need a bit of a scare to keep me from getting far too complacent with my daily routine. After work, after getting off the train I was walking home thinking about all of the…
Apr 1st
4 tags
Apr 1st
3 tags
Apr 1st
March 2010
11 posts
2 tags
Mar 29th
1 tag
“Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts!”
– Overheard between two chatty girls while walking up Spadina Avenue in Toronto.
Mar 29th
1 tag
“Just curious: Where in the city were you able to find paintbrushes that wide?”
– Commenter Mike on BlogTO responding to someone making a sweeping, generalizing statement. Need to work that line into conversation somehow.
Mar 29th