no relation...

Fox and goose WTF

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:19:43 -0500

Fox and goose WTF

Chinchilla dusting

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:39:25 -0500

Chinchilla dusting

Big problem! Estimated relative effort: 200.

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:18:30 -0500

Big problem! Estimated relative effort: 200.

Anti Monkey Butt

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:30:04 -0500

Anti Monkey Butt

WTF kitty!

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:25:55 -0500

WTF kitty!

Being beaten with the stupid stick.

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 13:34:17 -0500

Being beaten with the stupid stick.

Out of phase

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:07:00 -0500

Jebus! says: blargh
Jason says: blargh?
Jebus! says: Just feel out of phase
Jason says: stuck an inductor in there
Jebus! says: EE humour is never funny
Jason says: acknowledged

fuckyeahtoronto: View from the roof.

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:44:24 -0400

fuckyeahtoronto:

View from the roof.

"At least the hair wasn’t curly."

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:43:33 -0400

“At least the hair wasn’t curly.”

- Comforting words at lunch

Yup, that would be a drooling poo coil. It looks rather happy.

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:39:39 -0400

Yup, that would be a drooling poo coil. It looks rather happy.

"If only we could solve the world’s problems by shaving hair off."

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:18:24 -0400

“If only we could solve the world’s problems by shaving hair off.”

Rumoured Unicorn Sighting Reported In Don Valley

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 23:25:28 -0400

Rumoured Unicorn Sighting Reported In Don Valley:

fuckyeahtoronto:

Glimpse of mythical creature caught on video by local birdwatcher, Toronto residents encouraged to call hotline with other sightings

Toronto, ON - Amateur video depicting what could be one of the most elusive legendary creatures, the unicorn, has been captured on film by a Toronto resident. The video in question, shot by a local birdwatcher, Peter Hickey-Jones, shows what appears to be a white horse with a single horn on its head emerging from the trees in the Don Valley wetland.

Hickey-Jones brought the footage to the Ontario Science Centre to be analyzed by experts. The Science Centre is reviewing the footage frame-by-frame to determine whether Hickey-Jones’ claim is legitimate. With closer examination, Science Centre staff is hoping to establish whether or not a genuine unicorn sighting has occurred.

In the meantime, the Science Centre is asking the public to use caution if they think they see a unicorn. Do not make any sudden movements or attempt to use flash photography. Although legends of unicorns state that they are peaceful creatures, scientists worry that they may harm themselves or others if they end up on a road or highway. The Ontario Science Centre has set up an emergency unicorn hotline for the public for further information on unicorns or to report any unusual or questionable sightings. The hotline number is 416-696-3260.

Unicorn Facts

Unicorns tend to avoid eye contact with humans and prefer to remain unseen

Unicorns are known in European cultures as being fiercely beautiful creatures whose horns have curative properties

The Asian unicorn, described as being scaly coated with the body of a deer and a flesh covered horn, was last seen by the Chinese philosopher Confucius

The 1620 edition of Historiae Animalium, a book describing all the animals living on Earth, included a description of unicorns

"My life is just one big fart joke."

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:58:11 -0400

“My life is just one big fart joke.”

- Colleague

Har gau, siu mai!

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 20:14:33 -0400

Har gau, siu mai!

Kitten Massage Therapy

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:46:48 -0400

Kitten Massage Therapy

Apparently the Cantonese dub of the original anime (1992!!!) is...

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 08:31:39 -0400

Apparently the Cantonese dub of the original anime (1992!!!) is going to be re-aired in HK.

Mmm…pie.

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:25:59 -0400

Mmm…pie.

Questionnaire fail

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:12:34 -0400

A couple of kids stopped me while I was walking through the market. They asked if they could ask me some questions. I obliged.

Kid: "Where are you from?"

Me: "Um...here?"

Kid: "I mean where were you born?"

Me: "Canada."

Kid: "No no, I mean, what's your nationality?"

Me: "Canadian."

Kid: "Where are your parents from?"

Me: "Philippines"

Kid: "OK, so what struggles did you face when you first immigrated here?"

Me: "....."

"@TOistLive: Overheard: “so what did mm/dd/yyyy sound like?” “God’s vagina..."

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 11:39:20 -0400

“@TOistLive: Overheard: “so what did mm/dd/yyyy sound like?” “God’s vagina queefing.””

- http://twitter.com/TOistLive/status/16524863999

This t-shirt is...

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:16:55 -0400

This t-shirt is awesome/wonderful/incredible.

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction